How to prepare for English?

Hey guys....what's up with ya all??
Well here goes the third part of the series----
1)You are very happy with your calculus paper and as soon as the paper finishes you come back to your hostel room and go to sleep as you have a bus to catch which will take you home.
2)You reach home in high spirits although a bit tired.You do your usual business at home and sit in front of the computer at 10:00 PM and after 2 hours go to sleep again.
3)The next day which is 7th May 2009 you do nothing but sleep,eat and drink until evening ,when you start watching the Scary Movie Series and Dumb and Dumber.After watching 5 back to back movies you are very tired and go to sleep again.
4)Next morning you have a bus to catch since it is the exam day.NOW the point to be noted is Last night you slept thinking that you will study in the bus but even that does not happen.
5)You ten reach your hostel room by 8:30 AM and take a look at the notes for 10 minutes after which you feel fed up and bored and you go to the examination hall and give the exam which turns out to be pretty easy and you do quite good in the exam

That is all folks....That is how it is done!!!
SAYONARA